You know that commercial where the elderly people think candy crush is hitting candy with a hammer and # is ‘hashbrown’? ME.
taylorswift13: My home phone is ringing. I did not know I had a home phone. Interesting development.
"fat girls shouldn’t—"
—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.
Leonardo DiCaprio does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
"Hello from Lake Athabasca, we’re here learning about the Canadian tar sands. We took a moment to join the #IceBucketChallenge movement in support of the ALS Association. My friends Chief Adam of the Athabasca Chipewyan First Nation challenges Dave Collyer president of Canadian Association of Petroleum Producers, Chief Courtoreille of the Mikisew Cree First Nation challenges Mark Little of Suncor Canada and Sierra Club President Michael Brune challenges Shell CEO Ben van Beurden."
“A scarlet steam engine was waiting next to a platform packed with people. A sign overhead said Hogwarts Express, eleven o’clock. Harry looked behind him and saw a wrought-iron archway where the barrier had been, with the words Platform Nine and Three-Quarters on it.
Smoke from the engine drifted over the heads of the chattering crowd, while cats of every color wound here and there between their legs. Owls hooted to one another in a disgruntled sort of way over the babble and the scraping of heavy trunks.”Happy September 1st, y’all!
my feminist goal is not to convince men that girls are of value, my feminist goal is to achieve a future where the judgement of our value isn’t in the hands of men.
Dear Mr. Potter,
We are pleased to inform that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.
Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31.
today i saw a person interacting with another person and i was like how do you do it?
@MichelleWKwan: Great girls day in #RhodeIsland @taylorswift13 @ColbieCaillat http://t.co/YbwSn2Ktui
It’s like I got this music in my mind sayin’ it’s gonna be alright.